What gloss is the sky in Samsung ’s world ? Well , being Samsung ’s world , it is always down in the mouth . Seems kind of obvious when you say it out loudly .
publish forForbes , Parmy Olson tell us everything ’s coming up Samsung ! Again ! Still ! Whatever !
“ Samsung May Be Just Fine After Chief ’s Arrest . ”(Tip o ’ the antler toAlex . )
If you ’re into the high octane thrills of riding curler coaster , try out being an investor in Samsung .
Do you wish self - destructive behaviors ? Do you ever get on the freeway late at night work the wrong manner , just to palpate alive ? Because , boy , do we have a parentage for you !
Within six months the company has been rocked by two major scandals : the unprecedented recall of the occasionally - detonate Galaxy Note 7 , and as of Thursday , the arrest of its de facto header and billionaire heir , Jay Y. Lee .
Yikes . That ca n’t be good for Apple .
prosecuting officer have accused Lee of paying $ 38 million to a controversial presidential advisor – a payoff that they say helped get regulatory approval for Samsung to grease one’s palms one of its subordinate , and help beef up the Lee syndicate ’s control over the company .
Where have you give-up the ghost , Dan Lyons ? A giant chaebol turns its lonely eyes to you to order everyone“enough with the Samsung bashing ! ”
This only looks defective until you keep digging for the pony under the giant pile of manure . C’m on , really get in there . Put your back into it . And your arm . There ’s got ta be a pony in there . Not yet ? badly ? depend , all that manure must have come fromsomewhere .
This is just science , citizenry .
Ah , there it is !
Lee ’s arrest could be a stride towards a ultra shakeup of the area ’s herculean home - owned conglomerates or chaebols .
That ’s no regretful thing .
That ’s right , even getting founder up would be in force newsworthiness for Samsung . Is there anything that wouldnotbe good news program for Samsung ?
Olson notes that one of the reasons Samsung ’s pedigree has done so well of previous is the company ’s fast-growing repurchase computer programme . Apple ’s share repurchasing program , meanwhile , is systematically held up as a sign the ship’s company is out of ideas by … any shot ? Yes , writers onForbes .
[ A breakup ] would unlock substantial time value for shareholders , [ New York hedge fund ] Elliott [ Management ] claims .
A meteoroid crash into Samsung ’s headquarters edifice would unlock so much stockholder value . Because they ’d just builda better home base building . Made out of ball field . Duh . Why do n’t you issue forth up with a hard one instead of lob all these softball game ?
Is this clause sports fan fiction ? Because it reads like rooter fiction .
“ bad font scenario is [ Jay Y. Lee ] travel to jail and never becomes the boss of Samsung Electronics , ” say Windsor . “ So what ? ”
Who cares who runs the company ? ! chief executive officer are all the same .
Except Tim Cook who is no Steve Jobs . That ca n’t be over - stressed .
Olson believes that the breakup of Samsung should only “ roleplay as a short - terminus distraction ” . Then , presumptively , Samsung would get back to shit the donuts . The doughnut that go microphone boom .
Why are you not enthrone already ? ! Go !
