Can you feel the excitation ? Just a chip more than a month until we ’re all live in the “ no - compromises ” paradise that our Redmond lord have waiting for us ! You know what that means : It ’s Winotaur metre , baby .
MACALOPE : Hey , the Macalope has got to hand it to you , he ’s actually excited for the Surface launch !
WINOTAUR : Damn flat you are ! Finally people are going to get a no - compromises pill calculation experience ! With a keyboard ! And a mouse !
MACALOPE : Wow ! Yeah ! But , in reality , the Macalope ’s more activated in a NASCAR form of way .
WINOTAUR : NASCAR ? Oh , because of the speed ?
MACALOPE : Because of the eminent likelihood of crashing and burning .
WINOTAUR : [ cough ] Maps [ cough ] .
MACALOPE : You ’re so endearingly predictable when you ’re furious .
WINOTAUR : Laugh while you could , antelope - male child , but you ’re going to be laughing out of the other side of your Mac - psyche floppy disk time slot when the Surface takes off like a skyrocket ! possibly “ RT ” stand up for “ Rocket prison term ” !
MACALOPE : As stunned as that is , it ’s a wad unspoilt than “ Run - clock time . ” Way to reach your exploiter with a name that ’s meaningful to them .
WINOTAUR : Oh , yeah ? Well , perhaps you should have renamed “ Maps ” to “ Get lose . ”
MACALOPE : …
WINOTAUR : Because … the datum is so bad .
MACALOPE : You ’re like a andiron with a bone , are n’t you ? Not to change the subject , but how ’s it going with Windows 8 ? Seems likeIntel ’s Paul Otellini thinks it needs a little more metre in the ol’ oven .
WINOTAUR : Oh , thatguy . He ’s just cheesed because RT lead on ARM chips . Guy ’s trying to do something in our poke bowl , you recognise ? Something gross . You feel me ?
MACALOPE : The Macalope would really rather not .
WINOTAUR : He ’s just waxing his own Baron Verulam . Making blender mayo while the sun do n’t shine . Churning his own …
MACALOPE : OK ! OK ! Enough ! Those do n’t even make sense ! “ Poisoning the well ” ! That ’s what you ’re look for !
WINOTAUR : No , that ’s not it . But , anyway , entire jerking . He ’s just mad because ARM - based Windows 8 devices will send first .
MACALOPE : Sure . Presumably Michael Dell is also “ full his own Francis Bacon ” when he saysthe impact of the Surface “ will be limited . ”
WINOTAUR : Oh , totes . perchance you Apple nerds do n’t screw , but this is what break seem like , sweetcakes .
MACALOPE : Sure . Because we ’ve never seen it before .
WINOTAUR : Right . That ’s what I say .
MACALOPE : Uh - huh . Applefollowers have never seen an industry interrupt .
WINOTAUR : Yeah . Why do you keep recapitulate me ? Any - hoo , it ’s occupation school time , buck - type O ! Get ready to be re - Surfaced !
MACALOPE : You could not perchance be more tone deaf , could you .
WINOTAUR : What ? “ Re - Surfaced ” ? That ’s atomic number 79 ! Solid gold !
