More rumors about Microsoft Office for iOS have the Macalope endeavor to get a full-strength result out of the Winotaur . You ’d think he ’d know well by now .
MACALOPE : The Macalope knows we do n’t utter out of school to each other , but what is the deal with Office for iOS ? Seriously , this is getting absurd . You guys involve to get your act together .
WINOTAUR : I surely do n’t know what you ’re talk about . Our act has never been more together . We are as one .
MACALOPE : Like the Borg ?
WINOTAUR : No ! Like a kinsperson !
MACALOPE : So more like the Mansons then .
WINOTAUR : Who are the Mansons ? Is thatModern Family ? I do n’t get cablegram in my labyrinth . The Comcast guys keep getting lost and turned to Lucy Stone by the Medusa . You would not conceive what they charge to send someone out now . God , I hate take roommates . The bathroom sink is full of snakes !
MACALOPE : Can we stay on topic ?
WINOTAUR : I do n’t know . What were we sing about ?
MACALOPE : bureau for iOS ! Your people keep say it ’s coming and then the prescribed word is “ Nothing to see here ! ”
WINOTAUR : I do n’t recognize what …
MACALOPE : Oh , fare on ! Yesterday there was news thatone of your intersection managers in the Czech Republic said it ’s coming in Marchand then about five arcminute later a corporate PR person says , quote , “ The information shared by our Czech subsidiary is not accurate . We do not have anything further to portion out at this time . ”
WINOTAUR : How is that not like a household ?
MACALOPE : That is … OK , you ’ve got me on that one . But what the heck ? Oh , look , are you just punking us with this stuff ?
WINOTAUR : Well , you assure me first , which would make you angrier ? unfreeze Office for iOS or not unloosen it ?
MACALOPE : Oh , for …
WINOTAUR : Come on . Gut answer . Do n’t remember about it . Let ’s say we have an app quick to ship . Which churn your rip more — ship it or not shipping it ?
MACALOPE : You may not have discover , but the iPad is doing just hunky-dory without Office .
WINOTAUR : Ha - ha ! Right . Well , just wait until the Surface hits the rooter , buddy !
MACALOPE : Are you sure you need to stay with all the conditional relation of that doctrine of analogy ?
WINOTAUR : What ? Uh … oh . Well … you ’re the one who ’s … going to have a disgusting fan . That ’s the … braggy implication of that doctrine of analogy .
MACALOPE : Really , we do n’t worry , we ’re just tired of being jerked around .
WINOTAUR : I have nothing further to deal at this time .
MACALOPE : [ sigh ]
WINOTAUR : [ holds hoof tight to the Macalope ’s facial expression ] Is this bugging you ? I ’m not bear upon you .
MACALOPE : And you enquire why you have dirty roommates .
