It is time once again to play the hit game show “ How’sThatGoing ? ! ” in which we …
Wait , the Macalope really alreadydid“How’sThatGoing ? ! ” Andjust last calendar month ? Huh . Usually , he introduce these thing and pretends that he ’s been doing them for years when in fact he just made it up that break of day decent after the coffee kick in .
Regardless , we have not one , not two butthree(3 ) novel newcomer into this edition of …
HOW ’S !
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give thanks you , Johnny Gilbert .
( Disclaimer : Johnny Gilbert has disavow any involvement with this column . )
First up , it ’s been a good three hours since Elon Musk ’s X / Twitter has been in the intelligence . count like things have definitely settle down and we wo n’t be hearing-
“ Elon Musk answer to Apple and others who paused advertising on Adam : ‘ Go fu*k yourself ’ ”
Or … or you could do that . Great idea . That will definitely get them to add up back .
There has been supposition that Musk buy Twitter with the sole purpose of running it into the solid ground . While it ’s difficult to say for certain that was his motivation , the ultimate finish seems the same .
form : student of an English boarding school for boy turn feral after a motorcoach breaks down on the side of the road for 15 minutes .
Next , is Apple throwing in the towel on developing its own modems ?
“ Rumor claims Apple ’s in - house 5 G modem project is stagnant before arriver ”
Apple ’s definitely struggled with this project , but this hearsay is also a little “ sus ” as the kids no longer say and have n’t been say for yr . The Macalope would n’t jump to believe a report that fathom like it was written by qualcommsuperfan69@hotmail.com . He as well would n’t matter out the chip project that hate built .
Grade : Schrödiger ’s task . Quantum state depends upon who is take note it and what their feelings about Apple ’s relationship with Qualcomm are .
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at last , The Wall Street Journalreports that Goldman Sachs come out to have last disentangle its ankle from the bear trap that is the Apple Card .
“ Apple is offend up with Goldman Sachs , leaving Apple Card circumstances in oblivion ”
You know what they say . A few hundred million here , a few hundred million there , and passably soon you’relosing some real money . As Goldman grab two beer and slide down the emergency Allium tricoccum , it ’s still up in the air as to what company might take over the business . Reports indicate American Express and Synchrony Financial are rum about how they might also be capable to drop off $ 1 billion by working with Apple , whilesome have paint a picture Chase .
A credit placard deepen issuer is n’t at all unprecedented , but it could mean that some of the terms and conditions may change . If the report of Goldman ’s losses were true , whatever fiscal introduction that pick up the Apple Card would be anserine not to shift the terms at least a minute .
On the other hand , though , the Macalope hears doing things for the exposure is a really smert thing to do . All the smertest masses do it .
What ?
No , those are not typo .
Grade : No , you ’re not suffer a stroking . That pledge is extremely burnt . ( Goldman Sachs was the one having the stroke . )
Well , not everything Apple get involved with is going to be a success for everyone .
