The iPhone 7 is in bass , deep hassle . Or , pundits still do n’t get how Apple makes its phones compelling . It’soneof those two thing .

write for theForbescontributor electronic connection and live heel piss reformation plant , Gordon Kelly say “ Apple Leak Confirms iPhone 7 Serious Problem . ” ( Tip o ’ the antler tomylestaylor . )

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We know almost everything about the approaching iPhone 7 …

Except for the things we do n’t know . Which could be huge .

But other than those things , everything .

So , given what we “ have sex ” about the iPhone 7 ( disavowal : actual knowing not included ) , what ’s the trouble ?

How is the iPhone 7 move to excite mainstream customers ?

It ’s just a rectangle that wee-wee phone call !

Another ‘ There ’s exciting stuff , you just ca n’t see it ’ crusade for the iPhone 7 is n’t get going to reignite consumer ’ passion …

Yes , the only affair that matter is if itlooksdifferent . It could have the exact same internals but if it were a rhombus or a triangle instead of a rectanglethen , whoo boy , excitement city .

at long last if you ’re kick the bucket to take away something customers love and trust upon like the headphone jack , you advantageously bury this bad news around killer transposition feature article … but with the iPhone 7 Apple does n’t – one detached leak aside – come out to have them .

The “ isolated leak ” Kelly links to is a rumor that the iPhone 7 might feature wireless charging . mention to Kelly : If it ’s a “ leak ” , why does n’t it get the same spirit level of credence as the rumors of it being oh - so - tiresome you refer to in the title ?

The Macalope does n’t know if the iPhone 7 will have wireless charging , but that might explicate why the antenna melodic phrase were propel and how the gimmick could charge while you heed to music on Lightning headphone . Also , ship a wireless charging stand on an individual basis for $ 80kindasounds like Apple . The compass point is , you should never make judgements based on hearsay . Unless they ’re from Madge in accounting . She ’s rock satisfying .

By the way of life , did you get wind what John and Karen were caught doing in the stairwell ? ! Positively scandalous !

None of which is to say the iPhone 7 will flop . It wo n’t .

Whatever gave you that idea ? The title and most of this clause ? Oh , no , no , no . It just has “ serious problems . ” Which , mark on the Apple scale , would mean “ awful success ” for a twist from reasonably much any other manufacturer .

In fact only those wedded to the joys of iOS ( and the promise of iOS 10 ) would pick the iPhone 7 over the Galaxy S7 with its stunning display , class leading camera , huge electric battery , radio charging , expandable storage , piss electrical resistance … and yes , phone mariner .

Yes , if you completely ignore software , the spectacles on this other machine are better ! Only idiot Apple zealots do n’t all ignore software . Why are they so stupid and zealous ? ! It ’s a mystery .

Apple ’s already been clear that it ’s going to have a harder 2016 than previous years . Even so , with a curved shape like Apple ’s , it ’ll probably do just o.k. .