Is n’t it funny how time always seems to get away from you ? I think it was the German philosopher Hegel who compared clip ’s elusiveness to that of Dr. Claw fromInspector Gadget . Or maybe that was a dreaming I had . Either way , I think Hegel would n’t have had such a trouble with time had hebuilt his own oscilloscope clock , yeah ?

On today ’s edition of Gadgetbox we would like to partake in with you , our delicious readers , the former in automate automatic servitude helpfulness , the oddest Xbox 360 computer peripheral to particular date , and the very best in combination microwave / toasters .

Exterminate pool scum! Exterminate!

As if give birth automaton underlings whosweepandscrubyour level is n’t enough , iRobot now wants to put these mechanical animal of load to work bycleaning your epicurean outdoor pool . seem , let ’s confront it , these are the kind of menial project that nipper weredesigned for . What ’s next , robots that take out the trumpery and pick up little Timmy from school ? They already terrorize your pets ; pretty presently , these buckets of bolt are going to start postulate allowances and spots at the dinner table .

But should you wish to trust the aid and cleanup of your kitty to a robot , iRobot’sVerrocomes in two models , the 300 and 600 , priced at $ 799 and $ 1,199 respectively — the 300 is designed for pool made from concrete or gunite ( spray concrete ) ; the 600 is for vinyl , roofing tile , and fibreglass . Either way , just drop Verro into the pool and they ’ll clean the total affair in 60 to 90 minute . Just be nice to your Verro , or it might decide to raise the level of Cl andreallymake your eyes sting .

In the remainder , this is really just another way of life for your teenager to get out of doing any sorting of menage task . “ But moooom , why ca n’t therobotclean the pool ? ” What the hell on earth ? When did we start live onThe Jetsons ? [ viaEngadget ]

Xbox 360 luvs txting, LOL!!!!

Why so much news about the Xbox 360 ? If you must know , it ’s because it ’s become my new fixation ( somewhere , Natalie Portmanjust breathed a sigh of relief ) . Though I do n’t have a 360 yet , I ’m be after on pick one up towards the ending of the month , so I was fairly psyched to see news aboutthe forthcoming software program update for the 360 .

The update will total a handful of new codecs for video playback , including the MPEG-4 and H.264 formats that are also suffer by the Apple TV ; antecedently , the 360 play only WMV files . 360 owners will also see betterment to download content , better family controls , more buddy feature film , and a legion of other enhancements .

But the big news ? Microsoft is integrate IM into the Xbox 360 using their Windows Live Messenger Service . You ’ll be able to instant message with up to six buddies at the same time . But Dan , you say , how do I type messages ? beaming you ask , figment of my imagination . You ’ve catch three options : use the virtual onscreen keyboard ( bleh ) ; stop up in a USB keyboard ( which you ca n’t apply for gaming , alas ) ; or utilise Microsoft ’s newfangled keyboard add - on equipment , shown above . Crazy seem ? completely , but an interesting idea , I guess . I would retrieve it would pain your pollex , but smartphone users will probably be all over it like powdered sugar on french toast . I think I ’ll hold off for a small while ; I get my IM mend on my MacBook just all right .

The keyboard add - on will arrive in the summertime , though the price has not yet been announced . The Dashboard update is coming the hebdomad of May 7th to Xboxes everywhere . [ viaKotaku ]

The LG Defrost-‘N-Toast

converging belong in the kitchen , as I ’ve always * said . While LG ’s newfangled combination microwave oven may be no 3 - in-1 breakfast makingmachine , it does look a turn slicker , and it has the bestow appeal of in reality being available in the US .

LG ’s gadget comes in two models : one integratesa coffee manufacturer , the othera toaster . I do n’t wassail coffee , so I would n’t be the good target for that version , but goner ? I roll in the hay toast . The thing this sucker could do for my wassail workflow ( mytoastflow , if you will ) are frankly , unprecedented . I defrost a beigel and there ’s no need to walk over to the wassailer because it’salready there . Genius . Plus , nine stratum of goner . Nine . Say no more .

I intend , sure , you ’ll have to devote a premium of $ 150 for the perquisite of thieve these two devices together , but I ’ll say it ’s deserving it . Even though I ca n’t utilise them at the same time , since turning on both the toaster and the microwave will blow my kitchen safety fuse , setting into motion a concatenation of event that will almost for sure end with my flat being ripped from the blank / sentence continuum . Bummer . [ viaGizmodo ]

[ * Always applies retroactively as of this very moment . ]

That ’s it for this hebdomad ’s installment of Gadgetbox . We ’ll see you next week , as long as we have not yet been lay out adrift in the cosmic flotsam and jetsam or all too efficientlycleansedby our robotic servants .