What do you get the CEO who has everything , peculiarly for the 25th anniversary of the day he was boot from his own company ? Meanwhile , Yahoo has identity issues , Google has morality issues , and , in a terrific move , Nokia engage a Steve Ballmer impersonator to consort the party . Say it along with me : remainders remainders balance remainders . It ’s September 16 , 2010 .

25 years ago today , Steve Jobs leave Apple(Gizmodo )

severely to believe it , but Steve only lasted about a year and variety after the foundation of the Macintosh before he parted company with the ship’s company he co - founded . Twelve years afterward he ’d be backwith a vengeance — thanks , in no minuscule part , to his formidableninja accomplishment .

Yahoo previews fancy new products(Business Insider )

Reporter at Yahoo press conference , “ What is Yahoo ? ”

Chief Product Officer Blake Irving : “ Yahoo is a global serial of World Wide Web experiences across a diverseness of devices that gives people what they want . In depicted object it connects adman to an audience that is spheric in range . Yahoo is all about have experiences to individual that make them plight with each other . ”

“ No , I meant like , is it a noun ? Verb ? ejaculation ? ”

Skyhook litigate Google for interference , letters patent infringement(eWeek )

Skyhook Wireless , one of the companies that used to provide position data for the iPhone and iPad is suing Google , alleging that the search giant get Motorola to drop Skyhook - based features from Android phones in favor of Google ’s own locating features . Is it just me or hasevilgotten a pile more subjective these days ?

Stephen Elop intone ‘ Developers , developers , developers ’ to close Nokia World(Engadget )

Oh god , there are two ofthem .