As there seems to be a irregular shift in the soaker of insanity that is modern comment on Apple , let us face back through the Macalope ’s open Safari tabs and see if there ’s anything lurking like a poltergeist - controlled clown in a glowering closet that the horny one might have drop over the retiring weeks .
Ah ! Yes , here we go .
” Apple Inc. Co - Founder Steve Wozniak : Apple Watch Will Flop”(tip o ’ the antler to@JonyIveParody )
Nnnnnope , no , no , no , do not need . That is the Apple “ analytic thinking ” equivalent of being drag under the bed by the foresightful , spindly , be - strip arms of the horrifying , cackling merry andrew of gimcrack .
Now watch as the clown is joined by the empty - eyed , cymbal - smashing , wind - up monkey that is the “ Apple is a religion ” construction .
Wozniak does n’t have religion in the Apple Watch
[ slow , sarcastic golf clap followed by tiresome , sarcastic round of golf game and dense , sarcastic lunch at the nightclub house ]
Is it deserving pointing out that Woz has said many things against about - to - be - released Apple products and that , despite his sad emoji - laden speech , they ’ve all gone on to sell passing well ? No , it is not . It is all on the disk . We love Woz , but you might as well quote the cat , whose meowing has the virtue of sometimes actually being right about Apple .
Well , sure as shooting that ca n’t be theonlypiece of partially animated detritus in the Macalope ’s moldy old Safari tabs .
” Apple Drifts Away From Jobs”(tip o ’ the antler toShawn King )
Ah , Rob Enderle . What would we do without you ? We would love to find out .
badly , have you look at one ofthe off - humans colonies ? It ’s a chance to start out again in a golden demesne of opportunity and adventure . We could have you compact in five minutes .
Again , if Rob had ever been right about Apple even once in his entire life history then … well , he still should n’t find free to drop a line about Steve Jobs ’s legacy ever .
… we ’ve see citizenry scramble to get their telephone to work with embarkation passes and aerodrome electronic scanner … Now suppose what this is go to look like on a wrist , with all of the citizenry behind them in air getting increasingly annoyed and outspoken .
I have not used this but I will simulate for purposes of “ analysis ” that it wo n’t work worth a darn . That ’s Rob ’s theme song value - add . You will be surprised to know that he also sees trouble for the new MacBook .
Now Apple can do what these others did n’t and repulse masses more successfully to a new ultra - thin product , but if substance abuser do n’t like work on the Cartesian product or it breaks excessively , they may abandon Apple completely . Others , take in these early user struggle , will be more likely to avoid the brand .
Fear . Uncertainty . incertitude . It ’s what ’s for breakfast !
What does this tell us about the Modern Apple ? It is progressively take care like the Apple when Jobs was n’t there …
Having naysaid Apple throughout the Jobs years , Rob now wants us to call up he can lament a supposed turn from Jobs . Sorry , we ’re not goldfish . We can commend past the last five arcminute . And even if we did n’t , your crime against logic are well - documented .
This has been another episode of Old Tab Horror Show ! Sorry you had to watch .
