You knew it was coming but once again we see that there is no problem of Samsung ’s that can not be made into bad news for Apple .
Writing forMarketWatch , Jennifer Booton explicate “ Why Samsung ’s detonate - headphone nightmare should terrorize Apple . ” ( Tip o ’ the antlers to@JonyIveParodyandMatthew Seaman . )
golf game claps are kind of played out . Is there a clap boring and more loaning to sarcasm ? A billiards clap ?
Oooh , croquetclap .
[ Long , slow , sarcastic croquet clap ]
You managed to make a link - baiting newspaper headline so dense it ’s like a black hole .
Because it will probably be rummy .
Samsung Electronics ’ nightmarish telephone set - blowup problem may weigh on its sales and impart a mar on the brand , but the resultant might ’ve been bad had it happened to Apple Inc.
That would be a very good full point except for one thing : It did n’t happen to Apple .
One can only imagine an editorial coming together atMarketWatch .
“ You know what ’s really big ? An plague of weevil . So , gestate with me here , what if a weevil infestation … happened to Apple ? ”
“ RUN IT . ”
Apple is much more reliant on its handheld devices than Samsung is on its fellowship of Galaxy sound and lozenge , according to an analysis of both companies ’ most recent pay reports .
It ’s true . But you know who plausibly jazz this ? orchard apple tree . Just gon na take a hazardous guess here .
The iPhone alone comprised 57 % of Apple ’s full sales last quarter . That jump to 67 % when including iPads , which is a more apple - to - apples comparison .
This problem affected one Samsung machine out of all theirs but when externalize this problem onto Apple , let ’s profess it ’ll affectallof them , including the iPhone SE which is based on a design that ’s been successful for four eld . And the Macs , too . And iPod . And iPod windsock .
Because … well , just because . Look , not everything has to make sensory faculty . In fact , nothing could make sense . Just like that headline and the life pick that led us to having to take it .
Samsung , on the other hand , has a highly diversified business , which includes smart appliances , such as refrigerator , as well as television show and a chip - making unit .
Andwashing machines ! Do n’t forget the exploding washing machines ! It ’s believably not an endemical blueprint and testing problem , though .
IfBloombergis to be trust , Samsungrushed the Galaxy Note 7 to market . Why ? To take advantage of what the technology imperativeness was predicting would be a “ irksome ” iPhone update . So , if exploding battery are cause by listening to caterwaul , anti - Apple reportage ( likeMarketWatch ’s ) and releasing intersection before they ’re quick , Apple has piddling to fear .
earnestly , look how long it ’s taken us to get new mac .
