think the other days of the smartphone business when we were all excited at the prospect of carrying around increasingly hefty sac computers ? Who knew that in a few short years we ’d all deform into giant baby mass who would complain about having to make a choice between their features like it wasthe bad matter that happened ever ?
write forBoy Genius Report , Chris Smith complains “ Apple is making me grease one’s palms the iPhone 7 I do n’t require . ” ( Tip type O ’ the antler toBrian Williams . )
Now , as no one can “ thrust ” someone to purchase a smartphone ( well , in this nation ) , you might be tempted to dismiss this as hogwash , but you ca n’t . Because the U.S. Department of Agriculture has standard for hogwash and this has path too many great metallic element in it to wash squealer safely .
Have you ever get a line a hog scream ? You donotwant to hear a hog screeching .
It ’s other June , and the iPhone 7 is more than four calendar month away . But like every yr , we already get it on fairly much everything there is to live about it .
Actually , no ! Wesuspectmany thing about the next iPhone , but weknownothing .
That ’s why I already know that Apple is make me buy an iPhone I do n’t require this class .
Chris needs a path in ego - realization .
NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING , CHRIS . JUST BE THE BEST YOU you could BE . THIS ISN’T IT . KEEP TRYING . NOPE . FURTHER . NO , YOU’RE … CHRIS , GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR backtalk . CHRIS . OH , FOR …
This will be the third year in a row that Apple set up more than one iPhone model . … That ’s assuming a 5.5 - inch Pro theoretical account is n’t still on the cards [ sic ] …
We know everything there is to know about the new iPhones . Other than the affair we do n’t recognise .
… this year , things are changing more than I ’d like them to , assuming rumors are precise .
Wait , these are rumors ? commemorate all the way of life back in the first paragraph when we were so certain about the thing we “ knew ” ? Alas , the surety of youth fade and we are now in the middle age of this clause . Time for it to have an intimacy and buy a boat .
Smith want a 4.7 inch screen , but he want the RAM and well camera of the Plus size . He ’s not saying AppleisHitler , however the integral fascism of forcing someone to choose between two very nice smartphones ispretty obvious .
Of naturally , I could very well get the iPhone 7 , or wait for next year ’s manakin to wind out . And I could choose an Android phone . But then again , it ’s iOS that keeps me buying iPhones .
Oh , I have what you plebes might call “ choices ” , but choice is an illusion . Reality is an illusion . I am the last human , proceed alive in an exotic simulation . I jazz this now .
Also , the aliens keep popping their head in to note that I am losing the simulation .
That said , things can change until September …
OH , COME ON . Do you literally not know the import of the word “ lie with ” ? You obviously do n’t cognise the meaning of the watchword “ force ” . That we ’ve established .
There was probably a way to write this with the same headline by camp it up and pass water it funny . But this passive / aggressive reality bending is n’t it .
