When it occur to wish well for wizardly , iPhone - pour down devices , dope spring aeonian because every new equipment is for sure the one , no matter how short you know about it .
Writing forTheStreet , Amanda Shiavo embrace her nervous voice and says“Beware Apple , Android ’s Founder Andy Rubin Is About to unveil ‘ Something Big’ . ”(Tip o ’ the antler to@JonyIveParody . )
Android founder Andy Rubin ’s new company , Essential , tweeted today that “ something big ” is coming on May 30 and the proclamation is probable to be a new smartphone .
We ’re not really sure what it is but the thing we acknowledge for certain is that Apple is credibly go out of business on May 31st .
Keep an eye out on this one , Apple .
Helpful advice . Apple might have missed it . They often do n’t pay attention to what ’s going on in the manufacture so … unspoiled tip .
TheStreetisn’t the only getup that is very helpfully warning Apple about this iPhone - killing Rubicorn . Boy Genius Report ’s Chris Smith goes even further :
“ Andy Rubin ’s mysterious new Android phone will do something your iPhone ca n’t . ”
We do n’t know many thing about the crucial earpiece right now …
But it ’s gon na be so awesome and Apple - affecting , y’ all .
… other than it ’s theorize to have an bound - to - edge sieve and offer a feature film unobserved on the iPhone so far .
WOW ! You recognise what other smartphone had features that were n’t on the iPhone ?
THE HITLERPHONE IS NOT A affair , GARY , STOP SAYING THAT .
The Amazon Fire Phone . Anyone bonk how that turned out ? Probably super well . Not worth checking .
… Essential twitch an icon that shows a telephone complete with a strange accouterment on top .
Thus do a giant sinkhole to open up at One Infinite Loop and swallow Apple whole , The remainder .
Seriously , a strange accessory ? Is there any point in evenhavingWWDC ?
If you Zapruder the heck out of the epitome you ’ll see that what appear to be on the top of the machine might ( possibly ) be ( who knows ? ) “ a 360 - stage camera appurtenance for VR and AR ” ( or not ) . Because understandably the problem with the current nation of VR and AR is n’t that the quality of what ’s been produced so far is so bad , it ’s that there is n’t a craptonmorereally lousy stuff out there .
You might want to keep a bucket next to you when you check out biotic community - produced VR and AR .
That ’s all we know about the Essential iPhone killer at this point …
It seems like it ’s a earphone . And it has a matter on top . And it will kill the iPhone . That ’s all we know .
But , really , we did n’t call for to know anything about it at all to know the third thing . That was a given .
