They ’re only just being announced today and already Apple ’s new MacBooks are doomed . It ’s a mystery why Apple ever bothers to make anything .
save forBoy Genius Report , Chris Smith realizes that every headline is better if you jam Apple into it .
“ The Galaxy Note 7 fiasco may be bad news for Apple ’s Modern MacBooks . ” ( Tip o ’ the antlers toThe LeeBase . )
It wasjust two workweek agothat the Macalope come up with the croquet clap as an even slower , more sarcastic gonorrhoea than the golf blast to plume making a Samsung problem bad for Apple and he already needs an even slower and more sarcastic clap . Pundit - skewering has become a blackleg raceway .
The Macalope ’s problem is like subscribing to one of those repast - in - a - box delivery military service but or else of let solid food he ’s served up sweet inferno every Clarence Day .
If you ’re struggling , as the Macalope did , to figure out what impudent hellthisis , the mind is that component manufacturers are switching from making personal computer retentivity to smartphone retention because Samsung had to send millions of flame Notes to the desert burial background next door to all those copy oftheE.T. the spare - Terrestrialvideo plot . So , sorry Apple , there will be no memories for your MacBooks , Pro or otherwise .
Also , evidently no one else establish PCs so only Apple will be hurt by this . The storage for the Microsoft Surface amount from your hopes and dreams .
allot to a report , Samsung ’s American competition has increase iPhone 7 yield in the wake of the Galaxy Note 7 plosion and recalls .
Apple expects to trade more iPhones . Hmm , how to make this bad for Apple …
At least we can rest assured this information is of the utmost quality .
The news come from Digitimes …
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Curtis and Mortimer , the guys who sit down outside the Gas - N - Sip all Clarence Day , were plainly not available . Boy Genius Reportwas also unable to reachThe Weekly World News , that newspaper from Harry Potter with the moving photos or a wad of sweat socks clogging up a violent storm drainage . So they went with this report fromDigitimes .
At least they ’re very sure of the effect on Apple .
It ’s unclear at this time whether this expect PC memory shortage will affect Apple in any direction .
OH , WELL , IT ’S A ripe affair YOU DIDN’T INSINUATE THAT IN YOUR HEADLINE OR ANYTHING .
Let this be a lesson to you . There is literally nothing that happens on this Earth that can not be made into a high-risk thing for Apple . Up next : How puppies and kittens are bad news show for Apple .
