I ’ve played hundreds of game ofSwing Copters(free;iOSandAndroid ) since it launched latterly last dark . one C . My in high spirits score is 2 .

It ’s all fun and game until a kid with a propellor hat flies into elephantine , swing hammers . So , every few seconds .

Is setting really necessary ? That ’s obviously not a great - sound score . However , it ’s about middling , moot the message board reactions and tweets I ’ve spotted in the past several hours . And a mark of 2 takes only about five seconds of maneuver to accomplish . Why inconvenience playing a game so punishing , so almost perversely focused on thwarting and failure ?

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Because it ’s the recent from Dong Nguyen , the sequestered God Almighty ofFlappy Birdwho pulled that massive iOS sensation after it exploded in popularity in the beginning this twelvemonth — even though it was reportedly clear him $ 50,000 a 24-hour interval in advert revenue . He claimed that the sudden beau of attention , not to advert the frustration it caused some players , made him want to pull aside from the public eye .

But his attitude seems to have pitch in the past several months , because Swing Copters is very much built in the mould of Flappy Bird — only it ’s much tougher , which might result in even more thrown smartphones and tempestuous tweet sent his elbow room . job is , it ’s not nearly as fun as Flappy Bird , and without any carrot to pull you through the initial moments and bring forth an habit-forming streak , playing just feels like being impinge on repeatedly with the joint .

Out of control

This diagram of his potential path really should render the expression smash into the nearest pounding .

Flappy Bird was n’t exactly a sterling model of exact biz plan or esthetic originality , but it did have that hard - to - stand pull — the need to keep roll further and further between more and more pipes . At its most basic level , Swing Copters read that modeling and pitch it 90 stage to the left , challenging you instead to zoom upward through random layouts of girder with small openings . Oh , except each break has swaying hammer on either side this clock time around .

Gravity provide a natural directional alteration in Flappy Bird , give up you to dither to go up or just do nothing to go down . As a petite guy with a propeller helmet aimed skywards here , you ’ll need to turn left and right to dodge the hazards — but alternatively of providing freestanding practical button or water faucet zones for that , the game steadfastly lodge to a one - tap approaching and flip your direction regardless of where you tap .

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You would n’t believe how many try it take just to get a screenshot above the first wave of hammer .

That proves to be its most glaring misstep . It ’s not potential to , say , tap twice on the left side of the screen to push faster in that direction , or tap multiple times without flipping positions . If you accidentally do tapdance more than once in a excited attempt to require the copter - nous , you ’ll more than likely slue out of command and smash into a paries , hammer , or girder . All of which will finish your game .

I at last found that playing with two thumbs anyway — and imitate the sensation that a left strike institutionalize the copter to the left wing and a correct tap the opposite — got me further than treating it like the one - hand plot it seek to be . But it ’s still so leisurely to get crisscross , and in most attempts , I did n’t even fade the first opening . Two seconds and out . Game over .

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Crash and burn

It ’s not the control exclusively that make Swing Copters so wildly frustrating , but also the speedy swing music in impulse that fare with each wiretap . Every little touch suddenly shift you in the polar commission , and it originate immediately ; there ’s no straight ascent even from the beginning , and no chance to get your bearings . The preferences are cramped , and simply nearing one of the hammers seems to trigger your dying , even if it does n’t seem like you visibly made contact .

How high of a sexual conquest could it mayhap take to unlock a medal ? 3 ?

Everything happens so speedily , though , that it ’s strong to evidence . And that ’s one of the main drawbacks here : there ’s no easing - in operation , no breezy initial logic gate to mop up through to build some self-assurance and get a tone for the physical science and controls . It is just nonstarter upon unsuccessful person . And while there ’s gewgaw to playing the heir to Flappy Bird , it ’s not a long - lasting sensation .

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wads of clones prove that while Flappy Bird can be mechanically replicated with little trouble , it ’s impossible to capture lightning in a nursing bottle again and generate the same form of ethnic phenomenon with an uninspired take .

Swing Copters will no doubt be download in drove chisel , considering its heritage , and some tiptop - determined folks will brand stunning grudge and unbelievable television . But without nuanced tweaks to make this upright twirl on the formula really feel like its own well - thought - out experience , I ’d be shocked if it has anywhere near the same staying king with most players .