No , you ’re not still see doubly after that New Year ’s Eve bender , the Macalope is actually writing yet again about the annual overreaction to iPhone output slice .
Hey , it ’s job certificate .
write for the Forbes contributor web and construct hysteria circus , Ewan Spence describes how “ Disappointing iPhone Performance Forces Apple Into Drastic Action . ” ( Tip group O ’ the antlers to@mylestaylorandCrandall Crute . )
Drastic ! Because this is a all young thing that is only happen this year and has never happened before . Like , say , last class . Just as an example . Certainly there areno other examplesone could mistily wave one ’s hoof at . ( And , yes , if you tap that link you ’ll see that the Macalope was making the sameGroundhog Dayjoke about this accurate same thing four year ago . Jane , get him off this crazy thing . )
Apple is cutting production of the iPhone by around ten percent in the first quarter of 2017 …
Last year it was supposedly abridge iPhone 6S productionby about 30 percentso you ’d cerebrate this would be an improvement instead of a “ disappointment ” but that just shows why you ’ll never make it in the tech punditry biz , Gertrude . It ’s a dog - eat - food waste - and - barf - it - back - up world out there , Gertie . It ’s not for everyone . Some say it should n’t be for anyone . By law . Please sign the online prayer .
Using data from analyst and examining supply chain ordination , the everyday Nipponese publication believes slower than anticipate sale of Apple ’s late smartphone will lead to a reducing of output during the next three months .
It happens every year but no one ever wait it . Just like spring . There you are all limit to fasten on your ski again and you ’re like “ Hey ! Where ’s the snow ! What ’s with all the flowers ? ! I ca n’t ski on heyday ! ”
And then you turn to the tv camera , smile wickedly and say “ OrcanI ? ! ”
And then it grow out , no , you ca n’t . No one can .
bet , they ramp up product for the release and the holiday season and then they cut product for the first calendar quarter . That ai n’t novel . But , the horny one see forward to discussing the very dire cut to the iPhone 7S a year from now . Just remind him some time in December not to go to theGroundhog Daywell again .
