rent the Macalope be clear here : while he prefers iOS , he will defend to the death anyone ’s rightfulness to choose to use another platform .

Okay , not really to the expiry . Come on . These are smartphones we ’re lecture about . To the hangnail . He will defend your right … to the hangnail .

Which is a bad example since hoof animals do n’t get hangnail , but you get the gist of the level of discomfort he ’s uncoerced to go to .

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Writing for Fast Company , Mark Wilson says“Life Without The iPhone Is Pretty Damn Great . ”(Tip o ’ the antlers toPauland@designheretic . )

Okay . living with it is n’t so bad , either .

And I do n’t intend I ’m ever going back .

Understood . Enjoy .

No , seriously . Look at me , I ’m depart now . Bye . I ’m going . Here I go . Goodbye . So long . Hey . Hey . take on off . Just gon na … go . Hello ?

Okay , the Macalope made up that quotation . Completely fabricated . But he feels it ’s directionally correct for this article .

A stack has pass to me in the preceding calendar month . I had a beautiful baby girl .

Mazel tov !

I started cold brewing coffee bean .

I make my own blender mayonnaise . I knitted a cat . I cleaned out that hall closet and witness what was causing the funky odour ( Halloween confect from 1991 ) . Also , I shoot a human beings in Reno … but on Kodachrome . You did n’t see that coming .

Anyway , not to steal the thunder from Wilson ’s amazeballs calendar month but he also switched from an iPhone to a Pixel 2 .

… if you ’ve already hand your digital living to Google , Android probably makes more sense .

Yes , it does ! If you have decided you just do n’t wish about Google scanning your email and rifling through your stuff which , let ’s face it , they really consider yoursandtheirs , then why not just be on the platform thatalso collects your location and send it back to Google even when placement services are turned off?Why not ?

The news “ privacy ” only appears once in this piece and in a “ Who manage ? ” setting .

At least Google is giving me something back for the seclusion trade - off .

As long as you ’re getting something for your immortal soul , whynotenter into that bargain with the Prince of Lies ? Hey , if you do n’t give care about one of the signature feature of iOS , then vaya con Dios . The affair is , a lot of peopledocare .

rather , the first thing that Wilson lists as a plus for Android is that he finds the yellow dot on apps to mean notifications more “ chill ” than the red dot used in iOS . You have a go at it what ’s probably even chiller , my sheik ? Turning off notification badges .

… many Android phones boast a fingerprint unlock on the upper rump of the telephone , rather than the front bottom . This allows you to cradle the giant Moses tablet in your hand , rather than vellicate it at the bottom and praying it does n’t fall .

If only there were some kind of other option like , oh , just brainstorming here , possibly facial acknowledgment or something . OH , WELL .

Other things Wilson prefers include the ability to put an app anywhere as well as institutionalize your digital biography to a heartless , artificial construct design by what is essentially an advert company .

fortune are secure that , even if you ’re an Apple stalwart , you still use Google hunt , Gmail , and even Google Photos or Docs on a day-by-day basis .

The Macalope sure does n’t do that .

Swipe left on Android , and you get in at a feed of story that Google already live you ’ll be interested in because , permit ’s let in it , Google know you better than you know yourself .

Google … knows you better than you eff yourself . Nothing creepy about that . And , besides , it ’s not like this hive nous is go to build itself .

Wilson also does n’t note security . Apple has certainly had a bad month with bugs and hopefully it ’s just a impermanent problem . Android ’s security woes , on the other hand , arewell - trodden territorythat are exasperate bysystemic problems with the platform(granted , that are less of an issue on a Pixel ) .

The gunpoint is not that Wilson is make a dreadful mistake , though . the great unwashed are permitted to like what they like and Wilson may be making the good choice for Mark Wilson . However , because he just vomit aside some authoritative difference between the two platforms , his choice is n’t very applicable to anyone else .