It ’s time to wake up and smell the coffee bean , Apple fan , Google is the Modern hotness . How can we tell ? Well , they foretell some new products , that ’s how .
Oh , sure , pedants might indicate maybe they should really sell some of them first but , no , it ’s all over but the shouting .
write forInc . , Justin Bariso declares“It ’s Official : Google Is the New Apple . ”
Well , if it ’s prescribed then that ’s that . Please refresh your fantasy applied science conference rosters .
Yesterday , Google arrest an event to announce its imagination for the future .
They have imaginativeness ! For the future !
They must be insure this sight of the hereafter using Google Glass which we are all using and enjoying right now . That must be it .
The ship’s company also launched multiple new products , admit a new flagship phone to compete with the iPhone .
Google aver it was going to compete with the iPhone so it must be unfeigned . Although , they ’ve been suppose that about their phones for six years .
The Gloves Are Officially Off : Google Vs . Apple
Everything has to be prescribed , even when it ’s not . In 2010 they were officially competing with Apple , now theyareofficially Apple . By 2022 they will have passed through Apple and become a butterfly stroke that is so beautiful it is painful to lay eyes on . By 2028 they will have sucked all matter into themselves and will burn like a bright and holy fire , alone in the universe .
Or that seems to be the natural progression of these superlatives , anyway .
That ’s right . Google held a tonic , and everybody ’s talking about it .
And nobody extend to Apple keynotes anymore . Too crowded .
What earn this more than just a trivial important is that Apple , the society that built a reputation for shaping the humanity of engineering science over the preceding few decades , bear its own keynote less than a month ago .
And it was a arrant eager .
Who said so ? Why , Justin Bariso say so . What other self - affirming proof do you need ?
AirPods ? Meh . Jet black iPhone ? Psh . portraiture mode ? Blah .
Mario ?
Dude , you ca n’t “ meh ” Mario . It only is n’t done in cultured gild . Oranykind of company . Even the notoriously rude and anarchistic banshie people of Kanarkus 7 love Mario . you could say Apple ’s doom all day long and the Macalope will only make playfulness of you for doing so , but disrespect Mario ?
No , sir .
Just check out the ad for the Pixel , Google ’s young iPhone rival :
Yes ! Not only does the speech sound itself attend like an iPhone , their advertising seem like one of Apple ’s !
Fresh .
One Book you wo n’t find mentioned in Bariso ’s mash Federal Reserve note to Google is , of course of study , privacy . Do n’t harsh his buzz with clobber like that , bro . You also wo n’t find Samsung , the real loser at this promulgation , remark once , either .
Since each company prevail certain advantages over its competitors , it has been difficult to pick a clear loss leader of the pack .
That is , until yesterday .
Google announced a phone ( which they ’ve done several times before but because pundit apparently received a collective protrusion on the bonce no one seems to call back this ) , a WiFi hub ( Apple already makes one of those ) , a VR headset ( which is just goggles to put the Pixel in and a remote ) and an Echo - like chic home assistant . The fawning over the last is a delicious insight into the Apple treble banner . reverberation sale to day of the month are probably only in the downhearted millions but initiate are falling over themselves about this incredible hitting . Meanwhile , Apple ’s sold about 15 million Watches , owns the smartwatch market place and is doing extremely well in the spotter family as a whole , and has driven Android Wear into the sea … and the Apple Watch is somehow a flop .
Does anyone even remember Android Wear ? Or has its consummate bankruptcy to take in on created some form of worldly causality force feedback that ’s belong back in metre and rub out it from existence ?
Google has traditionally soldabout a million Nexus earphone a calendar month . Apple sell 4 million iPhones every hebdomad . The Pixel is a better sound than the Nexus , but it ’s also more expensive . Even if they treble their sales , they ’re not extend to come close to Apple ’s turn . Throwing out the theatrics , they ’ve fetch a prospicient way of life to go before they ’re the new Apple by the bill that really weigh .
