People hate you . They see that Apple Watch on your wrist joint and they hate you because they do n’t have one . But do n’t countenance the hater stop you from proudly tire out your Apple Watch . In fact , you should go one step further . Pimp that Watch like it ’s nobody ’s business . All you need are the proper accessories , and they ’re aright here .
Brikk Lux Watch Omni
Brikk Lux Watch Omni , for the unpretentious man
The Apple Watch Edition is nice , but it needs more bling bling . price at $ 109,995 ( 38 mm ) and $ 114,995 ( 42 mm ) , theLux Watch Omnicovers the Apple Watch in diamonds . Diamonds everywhere , even on the piteous Digital Crown , even on the side of the connection , even one on the credentials of authenticity , which is jump on in the included ostentatious Halliburton briefcase ( handcuffs to bond the briefcase to your manservant ’s arm not included ) . The sentinel is useable in 18 K yellowish or pink atomic number 79 and 950 platinum . And if that is n’t enough — and I think we can reasonably concur that it isn’t — you’re able to get a matching atomic number 79 or platinum platedLux iPhone 6 .
Goldgenie Gold Apple Watch Diamond Ecstasy Exotic
Goldgenie Gold Apple Watch Diamond Ecstasy Exotic . Hiss .
Metal band not your thing ? How ‘ bout python ? Goldgenie’sGold Apple Watch Diamond Ecstasy Exoticgives you a pick of six different python pelt circle , like the incredibly tasteful pink number pictured at the top of this clause . But if you ’re not feeling the Snake River , you could go with crocodile or gold ol’ fashioned cow ( a.k.a . leather ) . Goldgenie also bid watches in 18 K Au or platinum coat in diamonds . £ 37,997 ( 38 mm ) and £ 38,997 ( 42mm)—that ’s $ 55,869 and $ 57,339 , but it sounds so much classier in British pound sterling sterling .
Mervis Diamond iWatch
Mervis Diamond iWatch , definitely not Photoshopped ( by us , anyway )
If diamonds are your unspoilt friend , you may have spate of your pal wrap around your wrist with the $ 30,150Diamond iWatch . Sporting a lawn tennis watchband design , the set has row after row of diamonds totaling 15.14 carat . You ’ll never be unfrequented again .
WaterField WatchPad
WaterField WatchPad , basically a coaster for your wrist computer
WaterField makes nice handbag and sleeves , but c’m on , do youreallyneed aspecial leather padfor your Apple Watch ? Well , if you buy one of those baseball diamond - encrusted band , maybe you do . Otherwise , you might wind up scratching up your fancy article of furniture no doubt hand - carve from staring unicorn horn , or something . Yours for $ 17 .
Rest Watch Dock
Rest Watch Dock , which unquestionably wo n’t get lose and turn up in your youngster ’s basket of wooden pulley block
TheApple Watch Dockis a piece of Sir Henry Joseph Wood with a hole in it . Oh , and it has attractive feature too , since it ’s part of Rest ’s Composure Collection of organisational trays . If all you want is the Watch Dock , instead of paying $ 64 , you may probably make it yourself — or devote a high schooler 20 Pearl Buck to have a hole in a slice of woods and slap on some stain during shop class . But hey , if you want to bear $ 64 for a block of wood , go in advance . You do you .
Invaded by the iWatch: An Erotic Short Story
usable on Amazon . Actually part of a serial . No , really .
When it ’s your good turn to blame at your next book club gathering , it ’s got to be Leonard Delaney ’s titillating short story “ Invaded by the iWatch . ” If the club complain , tell them it ’s just 17 freakin ’ varlet — a quickie compared to the over 500 Thomas Nelson Page ofFifty Shades of Gray . Better yet , buy it for everyone . It ’s only 99 penny .
