Once upon a time , it seemed like headlines were supposed to summate up a tale .

Before the Vision Pro was even released , we were address to this newspaper headline in The Washington Post .

“ Apple ’s unexampled Vision Pro is a privacy mussiness waiting to happen ”

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Before we get into the details , does thatsoundlike any Apple product to you ?

… you might desire to know this equipment collect more data than any other personal gimmick I ’ve ever see to it .

pull in it ? Maybe . But you could say Face ID roll up your face and Touch ID hoard your fingermark . The pointedness iswhat it does with it after that .

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[ Google ] Glass was so reviled that the cognomen for citizenry tire them was Glassholes . Now we have to energize for , perhaps , the Vision Bros.

Okay , the Macalope in reality like that one .

Most of my Vision Pro concerns are , at this head , speculative .

Welp , well get them into the varlet of a big national periodical with a lubricious headline , then ! Time ’s a - wastin ’ !

Who gets to reach the function these devices build of our homes and data about how we move our bodies ?

Oh , the Macalope knows this one . Because he ascertain Apple ’s Vision Pro keynote and then read the company’sPDF on Vision Pro privacy .

… visionOS also maps your surroundings on - equipment …

That means it does n’t send it to apps .

In plus to offer the existing information seclusion permissions from our other platforms , visionOS includes control over sharing mitt movement and milieu information with apps .

Turns out the company that uses secrecy as a selling putz is also actually pretty concerned about privacy , if only because it uses it as a marketing creature .

That ’s not the only Vision Pro newspaper headline that goes a spot off the inscrutable end .

“ Apple fans are starting to return their Vision Pros ”

Now , that may be true . The two - hebdomad return window was up last Friday for those who bought their Vision Pros on day one , so if “ Apple fans ” were n’t sure it was worth the comparatively eminent Leontyne Price , tardily last week was the time to call it .

But if you ’re buy the farm to publish that headline , you should back it up best than The Verge did . Because if we take a feeling at the “ Apple fans ” they lean , it does n’t seem potential that you ’d reach any of them via the email destination jobzrulz@mac.com . run down the list we have The Verge ’s own intersection director , the CEO of an AI ship’s company , an engine driver working in crytpo currency , a random Reddit user ( probably the most Apple lover - y of the lot),a Google employee , and a tech influencer whose pinned tweet shows him sitting in a Tesla holding a Samsung foldable and allege “ Hard to abnegate Samsung is gain ground mighty now . ”

The do n’t make Apple fans the way they used to .

Now , peradventure some of these people would surprise us with their fervor for Apple products , but let ’s just say this group would make a really weirdMUG .

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Still , many of their concerns seem completely valid . If the horny one had shelled out $ 3,500 for a gadget and found it was making him nauseated and giving him red-faced eyes and headaches , he ’d turn back it , too . And , as the piece notes , these are not rare complaints about VR headsets in general and the Macalope has seen them noted elsewhere as side - effects of using the Vision Pro .

It seems likely Apple has made a expert VR headset than was previously available , plausibly one with few side effects even . But it still has side effects for some user and at such a in high spirits price , why would anyone stick out from them keep it ?

Still , it would be decent if the thing said in the headline had a more solid basis in fact . perhaps on the next internet .