It ’s been a fortminute since we talked about Epic but fortunately , it ’s back in the word . Not as luck would have it for Epic , though , as the company has now lost its charm of the 2021 judgment in Apple ’s favor .

“ Apple App Store Policies Upheld by Court in Antitrust Challenge bring by Epic Games ”

Sadly , this means that Epic will be unable to set up its own store within iOS which it can use to straight gouge people for virtual goods . If you want to be gouged for virtual good by Epic , you must go forthwith to its site . The Macalope has long been on the record as support App Store reform , but he has never believe the variety of reform that is needed would come about because of a lawsuit spearheaded by a company that run its own storage in some way that wouldmake even Apple blushbut likens its combat against Appleto the fight for civil rights . On the plus side , the court also upheld the opinion against Apple ’s anti - steering preparation , so you may be capable to go directly from the app to Epic ’s site to be force out for thing that are n’t literal .

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What was Epic CEO Tim Sweeney , a man worth almost $ 5 billion , doing with his time right before this decision came down ? Spending it on Twitter reliving not gamey school grievances against “ the coolheaded kid , ” butjuniorhigh shoal grievances against “ the cool kids . ”

“ Epic ’s Billionaire CEO Jumps On Twitter To kvetch About Elites ”

A number of Twitter exploiter have object over the retiring few daylight to having naughty checkmarks foist upon them without their consent , stool it appear as if they may have supported the feat of libertarian reliance - store and politics hand - out receiver Elon Musk to turn Twitter into his own personal litter box . speak personally , the Macalope would rather plunge antler - first into a swimming consortium full of silverfish than be tarred with a blue checkmark on Twitter at this item . Sweeney , however , find set to take time out of his day to go on an extended rant about the complainants , telephone them “ losers and goons ” .

Sweeney keep the Twitter verification process should be “ a meritocracy , ” as if that ’s what Muskcomping “ a few ” famous peopleagainst their desire who were unlikely to pay for it is .

Ah , yes , certainly we can match that the rich and illustrious – include the dead rich and famous – deservemorefree things , even if they do n’t want them , as long as it ’s done to shore up the effort of someone else who ’s fertile and famous . That is , after all , the very core of a “ meritocracy ” .

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The old system of rules was certainlynotperfect . That does not , however , mean that complain about being made to appear that you ’re supporting the new arrangement and its tike monarch makes you akin to the masses who shoved Tim Sweeney into a locker in junior high , squeeze him to become an embittered billionaire bytricking children into spending their parents ’ moneyon outfit in his virtual shoot - mutton quad - up .

Sweeney not being completely faulty about the elbow room affair are while also being mostly wrong about how they should be , also extends to the App Store . The App Store rule are also not perfect , not by a long guessing . They are arcane , too restrictive , and unevenly enforced , and Apple have it away nothing more than tospeak out of both sides of its backtalk about them . The fact that the motor hotel saw fit to uphold the determination against Apple ’s anti - steering formula is a positive first gradation , one that Apple is for sure go to endeavor to work around for keep its stranglehold on iOS purchase .

That said , Sweeney and Epic were fearsome standard bearers for the effort to open up the App Store . The company only ever wanted to set up its own store – a memory it ca n’t even run without running afoul of the FTC – in place of Apple ’s , and it ’s run by yet another in an inexplicably longsighted string of embittered billionaires .

Say what you want to about the tactics of their company , but at least Tim Cook and Microsoft ’s Satya Nadella do n’t spend so much of their days chiding others over their perceived grudge with the unruly masses .